the world upon a peen: Archive

the world upon a peen

February 2012

singin in the rain is one of my favorite movies ever how can you not love it sigh

I'm a lazy texter.

I always read the messages and then I set my phone down and forget about it. If I text you 24/7 you must be pretty freaking special.

1612th: what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d

imdallonweekestrustme: I like to read fanfiction in bed as I fall asleep its like a children’s book or a lullaby except with NC-17 rated gay sex

petty arguments over which fandom is best are so pointless i mean we all suck

turboslime: i dont know if anybody else remembers the 90s but.wmv

now that i think about it how the hell does phineas put his shirt on